friday fotos: eye candy

So let's step away from the deep, soul searching side of me and do a little Friday-Foto-ing, shall we?

I decided to compile, in one eye-candy-palooza blog post, the top ten hottest men according to Jennifer P. Now, warning, my tastes are a little off the beaten path. But, I assure you if you look reallllly close, you'll get why each of these guys made the list. Just picture them feeding you chocolate. And braiding your hair.

I did have to edit this list down from 22. Did I mention I've been celibate by choice for three years? Yeah, um, I blame my whole deep held belief in saving intimate relations till marriage for that initial large number because, honestly, some days, every guy looks hot. *uncomfortable cough* :)

ANYWAY, Enjoy! (and remember these ones are MINE! Get your own!)

1. SPORTACUS!!! (aka Magnus Schieving--that's him in and out of costume. But I really like him IN it). If you didn't know, he and I already got married.  How could I resist a guy who can do a back flip into the splits? Hmmm? Plus he's Icelandic. I bet he can do a killer Bjork sing along.

2. Joaquin Phoenix. Not crazy-beard Joaquin who smells like marijuana--but the one who looked like Johnny Cash and I can pretend is an all around church-going kinda guy.  Yummy. 

 Guys number 3-7 are called my LIP GUYS. Apparently I have a certain type of mouth that really appeals to me, because when I lined them all up---they kind of looked like carbon copies from the nose down.

3. Joseph Gordon Levitt. Yes, I'm a bit of a cougar. He's just toooo cute. And he likes The Smiths. Swoon.

 4. My dear, dear Alan Rickman. He needs to come read me bedtime stories.

 5. Gabriel Macht. He's kind of a C List actor, but I loved him as the jazz musician in "Because I Told You So" and have been a drooling fan ever since.

 6. Kiefer Sutherland. Rocking my eye candy list since 1990 in Young Guns 2.

7. Kenneth Branagh. Oh, what an accent and a headful of strawberry blond hair does to me.

 (end of the lip men)

8. Daniel Dae Kim. Ever since Dustin Nguyen in 21 Jumpstreet, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Asian men. I didn't really notice this guy on Lost, but put him on the new Hawaii Five-o and HELLO!

 9. In 1996, I saw Barenaked Ladies live and fell in love with Steven Page. Hilarious and insanely talented with that perpetual college student look. Reminds me a bit of Ninja.

10. This was going to be Andy Bell from Erasure, but he's gay. Then it was going to be Anderson Cooper, but he's also gay. So, I'm settling on Mark Kanemura from SYTYCD. What?! Don't look at me like that! He's a gorgeous male dancer with keen fashion sense and perfect hair. That doesn't mean anything. He's totally staying on the list.

Ok....Now you tell me--who'd I miss?! 

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~Happy Weekending!~