It's Moxie Mona here. Don't even tell me I look like Wonder Whats-Her-Face, I am sooo much hotter. Anyway, I NEED HELP!!! S-O-S and all that. I arrived here in Boise, Idaho a month ago. Jennifer P. promised that we would do all kinds of *interesting* things together:
Like take in a football game played on the famous "smurf turf" at Boise State.....
Enjoy some downtown action....
And even attend a glamorous movie premiere.....
photo by Alex Couey
INSTEAD that wretched woman ran off and did all those things by herself and left me HERE:
A prisoner in her glove box! Just me and the weird luchador mask. At least there were some sunflower seeds to survive on...but really, this is no place for a woman who is meant to take the world by storm!
When Jennifer P. finally did let me out, I was put immediately to hard labor:
Cooking dinner!
Doing reader's summaries of Voltaire!
Babysitting children! 
And... Oh! Don't even ask what this was all about....
If you know the fine, gutsy ladies behind the new media campaign set to take the blog world by storm, let them know I'm ready to come home.
Free Mona!
Viva La Moxie Media!
xoxo ~Moxie Mona
27 comments:
You know that's what she gets for visiting a home filled with little boys! At least she wasn't forgotten ENTIRELY in the glove box! ;)
LOL I have three boys so I hear ya, Mona! She had some fun times hanging out with my kiddos...poor Mona!
Oh and I want to make my way back here! We can exchange boy stories, lol! I follow you :)
Well Mona needs to take the good with the ordinary. She spent a good deal of time sitting in my purse with a camera while I thought of exciting adventures.
So funny! The pic of her being chomped upon is priceless.
Bahahahaha! You left Mona in the glove box? Oh that is so funny! At least she got to cook with you!
Poor MM...she had quite the adventure - LOL! Your boys are so funny...they totally let you photo them with MM...cute. Glad to have stopped by today - nice job with the post!
Is that why Mona is so skinny - the Sunflower Seed Diet? I'm totally trying it!
It's good that she could be of some help to you while she was there. Watchign the kids, feeding the kids, entertaining the kids....Look, mama needs a break sometimes, ya know? Sheesh :-)
Did she tell you that this was not the first time she's been bitten? :) She deserves to have to babysit and cook. And be stuffed in the glove box. She's been having way to much fun in my humble opinion. :)
lmfao - love this! Poor Mona!
How fun this is tour?:-)
Ohhhhh, Mona babysits?! Awesome! I've been looking for someone next Saturday. Score!
Seriously reading this was the best part of my day so far. So FUNNY! Poor Mona, but you know she might get used to this type of life.
I'll bet she preferred her head being chomped on to the glove box! :)
Haha... she should have known better, really! All boys? She chose to visit anyway. I think that she really enjoyed her visit, but is afraid to admit it. ;)
That is so awesome!! I kept her in the car too...I let her out for fresh air every now and again when I thought she might be getting hot! LOL
Too funny! Wish I had thought to put her to work...
The pic with Mona stuffed in your kids mouth is brilliant!
Mona got stuck in my purse for weeks...love the last pic.
Mona looks a bit on the "b*tchy" side. (ha ha) Just look at those eyes, CREEPY! I would have stuck her in my glovebox as well.
Good story girl.
Ha ha ha - poor Mona!
OH my gosh I totally stumble that downtown photo.. wow and wow..
great mona post!
I'm only a hop skip and a jump from Boise!
Luchador mask?!? What is this hilarious thing that you speak of? I've never heard of it.
Oh, and having Mona babysit your kids was a brilliant idea. I am sure that she is an excellent caregiver. I'll have to give that one a whirl in my own home.
Thanks for playing along, Jennifer!
Carissa, It IS a gorgeous picture of downtown, isn't it? Wish I could have figured out who took it so I could give them credit!
Moxie,
A Luchador mask are those shiny get-ups that Mexican wrestlers wear. Think Nacho Libre :).
Mona probably didn't really the mind the peace and quiet of your glovebox. She's been quite busy travelling everywhere.
I have no sympathy for Mona having to work a little while she visited you. She has been living the high life while I have been home keeping these kids in line. I feel much better knowing that she had to put in a day of work. ;)
My son bit her head too. She was totally asking for it in my opinion!
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