Well since Kat inspired my last post, I thought I'd let her inspire this one too!
The challenge is to google your name (all hail King Google!--- I think you should have to shout that out every time you say 'google' . We don't want to upset our all-knowing leader or he could order our computers to rise up and eat us....) and the word "needs" and tell us the first 13 things it says.
So, Jennifer needs:
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1.to be in a mental health facility right now (hey! they said it not me!)
2. to know your new address
3. a smack daddy (not sure what this is, but if it's anything like a Sugar Daddy--I'll take it. They're yummy. And I mean the candy. Not the rich, creepy boyfriend thing.)
4. to give birth next week
5. a shave (that one's pretty embarrassing!--must be glandular!)
6. your support (of course I do!--I'm a divorced orphan for crying out loud! :) ).
7. Facebook (I'm already on it and all I ever do is make pieces of Flair---thanks Lauren!)
8. your help to reach 3000 points this month (ummmm....ok)
9. to lose some weight ( now that's just rude King Google---all hail!)
10. a new computer
11. a mattress (and I agree with this. I think the government should buy everyone a new mattress every two years. I loooooove the feeling of a new mattress!)
12. an explanation (Lucy--you got some 'splainin to do!)
13. ( Jennier Aniston) needs a man!
Well, that about says it all.
Do you need anything? I'd be happy to hear about it in the comments....!
**Also, thought I'd give everyone a quick report. Went to the doctor today for the follow up on my heart. It's not getting better, but at least it's only a little bit worse. I'll get my EKG and treadmill test as scheduled next month. I was told that I will have to have my heart valve replaced eventually---but most likely not until my 60's. And then it will get to be replaced with a pig heart valve---hooray! Worst case scenario, they find out 6 months to a year down the road that I have what's called Rheumatic Heart Disease and I'll have to have the valve replacement done sooner. Good news is---as long as I'm careful, no matter how bad this could potentially get-- I'll live through it. Also got put on a daily dose of baby aspirin to prevent blood clots that could cause a stroke (common side effect of mitral valve stenosis). I always wanted to eat those baby aspirin like candy when I was little and could find them no matter where my mom hid them! So I'm kind of excited about getting to eat one a day ;).
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27 comments:
thanks for the post idea. I just did it too. That was pretty fun.
And I'm glad to hear your news on your heart. Those baby aspirin were good.
Good news about your heart! I am so glad for you. Take care and eat those baby aspirin; I agree they taste good.
Lisa Q
fun post, jenn :)
I'll have to do this on my blog today - i'm going to post a dance video today (if i can figure out how) so come visit!
I guess I am relieved about your heart news. I guess. Still not that fun.
You rock!
It's good to hear you will be around to entertain us for years to come. Can't wait for tomorrows post!
Good news about your heart, I had a scare a few years ago and I am fine now. How funny, that when I did my name it was all about Mariah Carey, doesn't google know I need a new computer?
Fun stuff. Unfortunately, my name doesn't really work as very few people have it.
Glad your heart's ok. Scary.
Fun meme! I laughed when I read Kat's and yours was just as funny. Thanks for making me laugh!
I'm a little nervous about doing the google search, but I'll probably do it just because I am curious as well.
Thanks for the update on your heart. My grandma had a valve replaced with a pig one years ago and it's worked well. She's 92 now.
I can't ever do fun games like this. When I do this with my name only two things come up...
Fun post...I did it on my blog.
I'll keep praying about your heart. Did they say which valve? The best advice I can give you is to make sure you keep up with your cardiologist check-ups through the years. That's what saved my dh's life.
How exciting to be this inspiring. I'm just a shining ray of light :-)
We need another mattress. I love new mattress feel. Along with clean sheets.
I'm glad your heart problem can be dealt with. I remember those orange baby aspirins too. And our kids don't get to have the pleasure. But I actually started taking them not too long ago...my doctor said all adults should have one or two a day...just in case.
I'm glad the news is somewhat good. Things have a way of working themselves out. Hope to keep hearing the good news. :)
~Ashley
Whew, I am so glad that things can be helped on yout heart. Thank you for letting us know that you are going to with us for a long time.
What a great idea, and some of the responses were right on the mark. I cannot wait to do this on my site. Too funny!!!
I'm glad to hear your heart condition is only requiring baby aspirin at this point! (I used to stand under a light and get all hot to make it appear like I had a fever so I could have one! So bad!) I LOVE this post...I stole it from Kat too! Your's is much funnier than mine though! Still praying for you! Enjoy your baby aspirins :)
Was it too much to hope that they made a bad mistake? :)
I don't think I get the game. I tried it but it doesn't make sense?
I was sitting here just earlier today all ready to read your entry when I noticed how absolutely DUSTY my computer was....that was at least five hours ago...
Now, my computer is dust free, and my whole office area had an unexpected overhaul. I sorted, I purged, I organized.
Whew....
Now, I will get back to blogging! Anyway, I'm sad/happy to hear the bad/good news about your heart. I'm actually surprised you can live with this condition and be just fine for as long as they say you can. I really hope it does not turn into Rheumatic Heart Disease (if I understood you right..you don't have it now). Baby aspirin are fun to eat I think also.
I'm also glad you did this post. I'm feeling the bloggy burn out all of a sudden, and need some ideas! Might I borrow?
Ohh, I felt I was a little rude re-reading my comment (even though I didn't mean to be)! I wanted you to know I'm relieved more than anything about your heart! I'm so glad it's something you can live with because I really was worried and having flashes of you being whisked away in the ambulance with some Grey's Anatomy doctor by your side (we can all dream right?).
No need Mc Whomever, Jennifer's fine....ish..with...her....murmer.
Fingers crossed...
That's good to hear about your heart!! Somewhat. Well, it's good that it is treatable!! And that you like baby aspirin.
LOVED baby asprin!! I can still taste them if I think about them. Hopefull that pig valve can wait for years and years!!
To funny on the google search. I'll have to try that.
Glad for an OK report. Wish it were better, but sometimes we just have to be so grateful it's not worse. At least it sounds like you can put the fear of dropping dead behind you :-) While a valve replacement is no fun at least it's something fixable....and who knows when you're 60 maybe they can use a "cooler" animal than a pig.
That's a pretty funny idea for a post... maybe I'll have to try it too.
Just found you today. Glad you had decent news from your dr. :)
ooooh Lee Ann! That's a good idea. Maybe I could ask for something cool like a cheetah heart! ;)
I was just thinking about your heart thing today and was wondering what the scoop was. Thanks for tagging that on to this very funny post! I am going to attempt to do this at some point because it really does make for some great laughs.
I love the second one for me, it reads....Blasphemy, gayla needs a partner in crime.
I've missed the post about your heart issues. I'm sorry about that and will be saying some prayers. Why will they do a pig valve? Can they not do the mechanical valve, I just know they last longer. My 17 year old had her mitral valve replaced almost 2 years ago with a mechanical valve. It has made a huge difference in her life.
Hi! I am new to your blog but it's great! My name is Jennifer so the whole google thing, is the same.
I am glad to hear your heart is doing ok too.
I googled my mum and she NEEDS to cancel her credit card and email address....... who says phishing scams dont work...
fun idea.. I need to have a parent take respnsibility, need a rest, need a paramour and need somewher to crash.... spookily close to the mark actually!
And a hello from Australia to you!
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