Mama Kat had a brilliant writer's prompt today!: Put Shaggy and Batgirl in an elevator together and tell us what happens---
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ACT 1 SCENE 1: SHAGGY and SCOOBY DOO are alone in an elevator. A heavily orchestrated version of SexyBack plays over the speakers.
Elevator stops, doors open, and in walks BATGIRL. Her rubber suit is fitting as tightly as, well, a rubber suit. Her long red hair flowing from beneath her masked hood. Her lips full and very super-heroine-esque. As she steps inside, she takes a long drink of a look at Shaggy and tries to hide a smile.
Doors close.
BATGIRL continues to glance over at SHAGGY out of the corner of her eye, fingering the bat insignia on her ample, pointy bosom.
Finally she speaks:
BATGIRL: "You're that boy, aren't you? The one from the cartoon-- who never gets to drive the van, and who's afraid of everything, and who eats dog biscuits.......am I right? I have to admit I'm a HUGE admirer of yours".
SHAGGY seemingly unaware of BATGIRL'S presence or words, says nothing. She continues:
BATGIRL: "Look, I never do this sort of thing---but sometimes you just have to go with the moment!" (laughs nervously), "do you think maybe I could get your number and call you sometime? I just got out of a relationship with Wolverine, and I am sooo ready to move beyond the handsome, superhuman strength type. I'm just saying that, um... I think we would be amazing together...."
Elevator stops and doors open again.
SHAGGY: "Come on Scoob! Let's go find us something to eat! I'm like STARVING here!"
SCOOBY: "Roh-k Raggy!"
SHAGGY and SCOOBY exit elevator by running suspended in mid air for a few seconds before propelling themselves forward.
Camera zooms in on BATGIRL......a single tear rolling down her beautiful, masked face......
SCENE ENDS, FADE TO BLACK.
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Didn't we always know that Shaggy had an unhealthy relationship with his food and that dog?!
---If you want a perfect continuation of this ending, you MUST read Drama Mama's comment. Hoo! Hoo!---
*here's a little funny---the ScoobyDoo theme was actually part of my playlist long before this post :) !
42 comments:
Am I the first to comment!!!!!?!?!?!?!
YAY
Loved the Scooby Doo story. Pure genius. ....especially the part where the camera zooms in the capture that single tear as it streams down the forlorn cheeks of Batgirl.
Are you lovesick?
Are you trying to "say" something here?
Is there more to it, if one reads between the lines?
Am I just going "psychologist" on you?
hehehehe!
Have a good one "JEN"...or should I refrain from such liberties and simply call you Jennifer?
(full of questions tonight, eh?)
ciao!
Welcome to the world of commenting my friend known as NIN (really?! are you 16 or something :)?!)--You know me well enough that you may call me Jen. You're welcome.
Oh, that was AWESOME!!!! I truly didn't think that anyone could pull that one off, but you did it!
I am not reading anymore blogs tonight. I need to end a good note and it doesn't get better than this.
You Rock.
OMG! I was SO going to say that someone HAs to get them two to get it on in the elevator but you had him turn her down! NO!!!!!!
LMAO, great post!
Shaggy: Like ZOIKS Scoob...I think Batgirl was totally diggin me. Like do you think she digs me...?
Scooby: Ri Ron't Row...Ret's eat!!!
Shaggy: Right on dude...(as they both shove mile high club sandwhiches into their mouths with one gulp.
Meanwhile... Batgirl is in the elevator with Velma...telling her what a huge admirer she is of her....
Hee hee! Hope you dont mind a little twist.
That was a great post! LOL!!
This is great.... I was hoping somebody would do this one, (since I don't have the creativity for it)
Great story! Fun ideas this week.
Hee, hee, hee! That's great! And Drama Mama has got Bat Girl swinging the other way. I think the rubber suit is too tight:-) Hee, hee, hee.
Absolutely perfect......:)
You seem to have captured Shaggy's personality perfectly. Trust me, I know. Scooby Doo is a huge part of our family and home life.
You had me at "sexy back" ... too funny! :)
I didn't think anyone would choose this prompt.. it seemed to hard to me..lol.. but you did it and pulled it off with flying colors. Way to cute.. I am a little sad that Shaggy didn't make the time for her.. but you know what they say about a boy and his dog..
Good fun story. I loved it.
great work! that was awesome.
Wow! You are an awesome writer. So to the point...so HILARIOUS! Great job!!
lmao. Great post.
Greatest post yet. Of course you are the first one I've read today, but I still love it! There's no way I could pull that one off.
Love it! :)
(kelli from www.meinplace.com)
Hilarious! I remember watching ScoobyDoo as a kid. I think you pegged Shaggy perfectly. Poor Batgirl.... :)
That was good. Shaggy must have just rolled out of the back of the Mystery Machine in a cloud of smoke and needed a snack!
Funny. Have the seen the movie where Shaggy gets turned into a werewolf? He has a girlfriend in that one and tries to solicit a few kisses from her. (That was our latest Scooby Doo movie last weekend, that I endured while ripping off chair covers.)
We love Scooby Doo. The music brought Mr Destructo running, thinking he was getting to watch a show.
Poor Bat Girl! And yes I agree they do have an unhealty relationship!
Man, I feel so bad for poor Shaggy, not scoring with Batgirl! Of course, this has been pointed out more than once in the past, but what exactly were Scooby and Shaggy doing in the back of the van anyway?
I was gonna try my hand at this prompt - but it didn't work out that way. I was a little lazy.
For real - this was smokin! I thought that Shaggy might say - something. Nope, he was wholly disinterested.
You make batgirl sound like a desperate hussy! That's cool!
No poor Shaggy from me - he has a weird dysfunction. We were all aware of it, now it's been revealed as truth!
I love it. Rather unexpected but very true to character. I should try this this writers prompt Wednesday thing sometime. It looks fun.
Hi Jennifer!!
your blog is very interesting, that very pleasant psar.
Great story!
Daughter it likes much the song of Scooby Doo
I leave a greeting you from Argentina.
Jorgelina
Great job on the assignment!! You pegged Shag and Scoob (I think the biscuits might have a secret ingredient in them if he can resist Batgirl?!?!) and having Batgirl schmooz Thelma was just naughty, but when Erasure's cover of Solsbury Hill started playing it sent my mind straight back to my kids. I've always wanted to show up on the ex's door step to take our kids back home. Damn, worthless for work now.
Sexy back was too funny. As was the "roh-k". Pretty good, "Jen". And although I feel like I've known you long enough to warrant calling you Jen, I just can't do it. You'll always be Jennifer to me. I'm using Farnsworth's internet to get my fix today. Alyssa did well but has been throwing up b/c of the anesthesia. She's finally starting to feel better now. I'm just glad to have it all over with. Now, go tell Ethan Happy Day from all of us!
Loved your story. Good job.
Hee Hee Hee!!!
Going to end on that one for the night. It doesn't get much better. I enjoyed reading that to the Scooby Doo theme song.
Nice touch.
My comment is close to Elena's! YAY. Such a surprise too because she should be MIA! Of course she bummed a computer off of someone else to get her "fix". lol..
It's so fun when you have fun. You can tell when you're having fun writing and just go with it. I can't believe you made me look at Catwoman's rubber suity breastesess. lol!
PLEASE go work for someone who writes movies when you're all done with this college stuff!
Oh alright, we'll just let Jennifer do as she wishes. Maybe you'll be a "Sex in the City" type writing your own column advising Catwoman on how to handle her urges.
That's so funny. I thought about doing this post for one second. After reading yours, I'm so glad I didn't. Great job!
you're crazy :) but i like it.
Oh that Shaggy, such a character! Thanks for the morning laughs :)
Great work Jen. Who says that superhero girls wouldn't 'slum' it for a while with dirty, slacker, loser guys just to get the taste of the hyper-roided testosterone junkies out of their mouths?
Just before the elevators open though, we should see Shaggy pop a couple of prescription Prozac. That would be the only was to explain his disinterest in the walking fetish that is batgirl.
HEHEHEH I did this one too! I love your spin!!!!
~waves~
great job!!!
Im going for a scoobie snack now!
You are stretching your mind and imagination even on your days off! Congrats on your 99. Not bad for a paper cut!
ZOINKS!
Ha! This is perfect!! Well done...couldn't have done it better myself. :)
You are too funny...how much caffeine did you have with this one? Love.IT!
HILARIOUS! Poor Shaggy..he doesn't know a good thing even when it's right there for the taking. Wait, listen to me...I'm acting like these are real characters..ZOIKS...
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